Mild Taboo, 1st Person. Youth slang and north eastern feel

Identity theft is a bitch. People stealing your identity and getting your money... not having that like. I would just love to knock out the people who do it. If anyone does it to me I swear down there will be a lot of trouble. Someone tying to be me, stealing my identity, who do they think they are! How’ay man get a life, I don’t go around stealing your identity so don’t think your are hard and clever stealing mine.

In the above paragraph I have used mild taboo language, youth slang with a north-eastern feel and my topic was identity theft written about in first person. This gives quite an aggressive feel because of the mild taboo language and youth slang, using things like ‘knock them out’ and ‘bitch’. It also fully informs the reader so they understand how I feel about identity theft, and they can understand my personal reason for being upset with identity theft and they feel my emotions.